horny on side: honorable. keeps work and private separate.
horny on main: respectable. the sign of someone true to themselves.
horny on someone else’s posts: unforgivable and punishable by death in 74 countries.
just curious how yall are gonna seduce someone’s dad when you can’t even make a dentist appointment without getting sweaty palms
describe your aesthetic in four words go
homeade bong im 11
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?
